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Missing Husband
Jim was in trouble -- He forgot Valentine's Day. His wife
was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a
gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds
AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!

The next morning, Jim got up early and left for work.
Then his wife woke up. She looked out the window and sure enough
there was a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway. Confused
and curious, she put on her robe and ran out to the drive way and
brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new....
BATHROOM SCALE.

Jim has been missing since Thursday.